「 what behind my shadow. 9:13 PM 」

Don't feel like blogging. Feeling lethargic everyday. . .

「 what behind my shadow. 2:47 PM 」

Using my powderful skill of analysis. I finally write up a theory on why People f each other up.

1 of the Reason is Staring Incident. Take a look at this scenario. You are staring into a blank space (Currently no one sitting there) because you are stonning. 1 Ah Beng go and sit at the spot you are staring/stonning at. Due to your long years of training, your stonning was not interrupt by people walking pass your vision of stonning. Than sway sway the Ah Beng look at you, turn and look at your again and thinks you are staring at him. Thus he run and whack you while shouting "See what See Never see before ar!" Thats one of the way to make your friend recover from stonning status =)

Another reason is Toliet. Yes, you no need to rub your eye, I said Toilet. Imagine yourself very hardworking to maintain your bloody healthy lifestyle by eating Salad and fruits for life everyday and go exercising everyday during your lunch break. You finished your exercise and you are smelling like a dead rat so you need a bath.

Your building has 3 levels. Level 1 handicap toilet cannot bath cause not installed with water heater or any water hose. Level 2 have waterhose but there is too many Health-Siao people exercising and queuing outside for a bath also. Lvl 3 can be use for bath but only unofficially because it belongs to another department and you can only use the toilet on the same level as your office which is lvl 2. Time is running out and you have to bath and get back to work. You decided to go lvl 3 to bath which is actually not allowed but you know there usually no one using that cause lvl 3 people are those faggot than don't exercise.

So you carry out your mission and went lvl 3 for a bath. A staff from lvl 3 saw you going in. Rush over and bang the door (more like trying to knock the door down) like he is desperate to see you naked and saying "OEI! Use your own toilet la!" You being the gentleman and know you are in the wrong kept queit and after he went off, you quickly run back to your office and you thought its over. The next moment you saw an email stating that someone has use the level 3 handicap toilet and cause trouble for them. You saw a warning regards to using the toilet again.

You become tulan and deciding to f up their toilet by dirty-ing it. And the cycle goes on and on.

THE END.

「 what behind my shadow. 10:28 AM 」

Tw, this is for you!

「 what behind my shadow. 5:56 PM 」

I cleared my final theory pretty easily withink 20 mins. Muahahaha. One target finished. Only need to get my PDL and I can start learning my driving =D.

Fun Fact #1: Try using a Pink Highlighter to highlight something than use Yellow Highlighter to highlight over it. =)

「 what behind my shadow. 11:34 AM 」

Tonight is my final theory test! Shit! I really study very little nia but hope I can pass so I could be consistent with my "Minimum Effort Maximum Result" theory LOL.

I am talking the Manual Test.... One day I keep on looking at my dad's foot to see the clutch, brake and accelerator. I look and look very long and I can't seem to locate the clutch. After a while he step on the pedal which I thought is the clutch but its actually the brake -___-" Than I found out that My dad's car is automatic...

Revelation #1: Automatic Car = No clutch... WTF! I though no need to handle gear nia what!

Later can't play badminton le -.- have to use that time to study. Sadded.

「 what behind my shadow. 9:00 PM 」

Presenting to you Lara! From Nan Quan MaMa. Song Title: Raining Day

「 what behind my shadow. 2:32 PM 」

Today is my first experience on Tennis.

Conclusion:

Out of 100 balls I served. 65% got over the net.

Out of 100 balls I am suppose to return. 3% flew back in the correct way.

Difficulity Level: 80 (100 is the max)

-______-"

CUI!

Last time when I took MRT and pass by NYP Tennis court, I alway see ppl playing tennis than they most also very cui can't return their opponent serving. And I thought: "HAH" What a NOOB". Now I am noob -____-" But my friend said I learn quite fast already muahahahhaa. Must be because I play badminton =3

「 what behind my shadow. 4:16 PM 」

Days to ORD!

Look at the bottom right corner =D

QQ... You have a official signage -_______-"

「 what behind my shadow. 4:33 PM 」

I am not fit. But I can say that my life style now is very very healthy. In fact its the most healthy life style I have in my 22 yrs. I got ample exercise and I already quited supper and snacks for a pretty damn long time.

I eat vegi everyday. Have a balance diet, never skip any of the 3 important meals. My weight is acceptable. The only unhealthy thing is that I am still bathing quite late (which might lead to feng shi in the future) and my eyes recently very itchy due to lack of sleep.

BUT I am not fit. I can't pass my IPPT as of now. Thats why I really don't feel like going to some activities suggested. Can I endure the whole hiking trip as suggested by JX? I can if they wait for me and do it slowly BUT I fcuking hate to be a burden to anyone in any outing. (P.S. Don't said you guys don't mind cause its me who mind)

I remembered during one of my cycling trip during sec sch. I was obese and my friends have to slow down and wait for me everytime. I even have to stop for a short rest. The journey to Changi village can be completed much faster without me around. I am really gald that my friend never blame me but I feel bad.

And for the reason why I will not go to beach is because I have belly and need to work out my chest 1st. Once again, my friends of course won't mind but I feeling fcuking uncomfortable.

So its a No No to all those things that I deem that I will be a burden to. If there is a activity my friends want to do, pls go ahead without me if I feel like I will be a burden. Of course I will be sad cause I will miss out the fun of hanging out with them but I will be more sad if I am there.

Anway I am not a sporty guy and will never be a sporty guy. Thats me. Learn to accept it. Thanks.

SN(Sidenote):The post may sound harsh but I just want ppl to take it seriously, no grudge against anyone hor!

P.S.2: I will go to the beach when I have flat chest and flat stomach! No need to have 6 pacs. That will never be on my stomach anyway. LOL.

P.S.3: Oh ya! JX I will play table tennis with you and Tw. But my fave sport is still Badminton. Muahahaha! Hopefully the net come before this weekend.