「 what behind my shadow. 11:02 AM 」

Guys that know me from Sec Sch onwards knows that I alway use the nickname "fateseal".

I know my nick very zhai until WC 3 wanna use it as a phrase "my fate is sealed".

THAN! Here comes Magic the Gathering Card Game that uses my nick as a ability:

Fateseal
This ability is written as "Fateseal X" and is used as a verb. To fateseal, the controller looks at the top X cards of an opponent's library, and may put any number of those cards on the bottom of that player's library. Thus, this ability is functionally a Scry on the opponent's library. In fact, fateseal was dubbed "evil scry" while in design.[6]
This term exclusively appears on timeshifted cards from Future Sight.

This shows that my nick is very zhai until ppl wanna steal it. Now its confirm my nick more zhai than what DARKGAME(DARKGAY la), what Opium , what DeathKnight, what Kobe, what fire eel, etc. LOL.

Darn I should have copyright my nick -____-"

「 what behind my shadow. 12:45 PM 」

You guys know what does WIFE means?

W = Worries
I = Inherited
F = For
E = Eternity

Parrot Joke

1 Parrot is staying with a guy that always wanna have sex.
So it pick up the phrase "Let's have sex" from the guy.
And everytime the guy friends or relative come over, the parrot would say lets have sex.
He feels very pai sei due to the action of his parrot.

One day he went to church. The priest there also have a parrot. Due to long time of staying with the priest, the parrot always say "Lets pray together"

Than that guy thought "Hey maybe if I bring my parrot here, it might correct its way of speaking" So the following day he bought his parrot over and let it stay over 1 night with the priest's parrot.

The next day he went over, his parrot is still saying "Let's have sex" while the Priest's Parrot is now saying "My prayer has been answered"

Magical Stone

Next time than tell you this joke.

P.S If you guys don't understand come and ask me next time LOL

「 what behind my shadow. 8:52 PM 」

For those who watch anime and have'nt watch a anime called "Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion"

Pls go and freaking watch it! It freaking nice.

「 what behind my shadow. 9:32 PM 」

To speak the truth, sometimes I envy JX and TW (Sorry YH I condemn you LOL) because they are posted to Army. I believe there are lots of things to learn inside. And although their life in camp is more tiring than me but I its a lot more fun at some times.

That is not to say my life is not fun at all. I can play also but the stuff I can do is different from the army. 2 years of doing something you will not be normally doing after that is not that bad. You have field trip, see wild boar, see frog, see gangantic bugs, overseas training, etc.

Ya. But of course, I can have a lot more free time to accomplish the stuff I wanna do because I don't have to stay in camp. 

Update on my goals during NS time:

1) Get my driving license (23rd Nov my 1st lesson liao!)

2) Pass my IPPT (erm, working on it haha now run 3.2km instead of 2.4km liao)

3) Cultivate a habit to read newspaper (Now like nv read liao cui-ed, mainly due to the fact I found out that newspaper not much news only got entertainment news alot LOL)

Ciao

「 what behind my shadow. 11:03 PM 」

「 what behind my shadow. 2:55 PM 」

GOOD MORNING!

Have some Kopi and Bread!

Quiz time:

Between Bread and Kopi which one is more talkative?

Ans: Bread

Why?

Because BreadTalk and KopiTiam

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Why is my office snowing? Z_Z

「 what behind my shadow. 10:42 AM 」

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Strategic Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Manpower.

I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in People Development.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.