Seal Of My Fate: WW3

Friday, September 19, 2008

Using my powderful skill of analysis. I finally write up a theory on why People f each other up.

1 of the Reason is Staring Incident. Take a look at this scenario. You are staring into a blank space (Currently no one sitting there) because you are stonning. 1 Ah Beng go and sit at the spot you are staring/stonning at. Due to your long years of training, your stonning was not interrupt by people walking pass your vision of stonning. Than sway sway the Ah Beng look at you, turn and look at your again and thinks you are staring at him. Thus he run and whack you while shouting "See what See Never see before ar!" Thats one of the way to make your friend recover from stonning status =)

Another reason is Toliet. Yes, you no need to rub your eye, I said Toilet. Imagine yourself very hardworking to maintain your bloody healthy lifestyle by eating Salad and fruits for life everyday and go exercising everyday during your lunch break. You finished your exercise and you are smelling like a dead rat so you need a bath.

Your building has 3 levels. Level 1 handicap toilet cannot bath cause not installed with water heater or any water hose. Level 2 have waterhose but there is too many Health-Siao people exercising and queuing outside for a bath also. Lvl 3 can be use for bath but only unofficially because it belongs to another department and you can only use the toilet on the same level as your office which is lvl 2. Time is running out and you have to bath and get back to work. You decided to go lvl 3 to bath which is actually not allowed but you know there usually no one using that cause lvl 3 people are those faggot than don't exercise.

So you carry out your mission and went lvl 3 for a bath. A staff from lvl 3 saw you going in. Rush over and bang the door (more like trying to knock the door down) like he is desperate to see you naked and saying "OEI! Use your own toilet la!" You being the gentleman and know you are in the wrong kept queit and after he went off, you quickly run back to your office and you thought its over. The next moment you saw an email stating that someone has use the level 3 handicap toilet and cause trouble for them. You saw a warning regards to using the toilet again.

You become tulan and deciding to f up their toilet by dirty-ing it. And the cycle goes on and on.

THE END.