Seal Of My Fate: Jokes 1

Friday, November 21, 2008

You guys know what does WIFE means?

W = Worries
I = Inherited
F = For
E = Eternity

Parrot Joke

1 Parrot is staying with a guy that always wanna have sex.
So it pick up the phrase "Let's have sex" from the guy.
And everytime the guy friends or relative come over, the parrot would say lets have sex.
He feels very pai sei due to the action of his parrot.

One day he went to church. The priest there also have a parrot. Due to long time of staying with the priest, the parrot always say "Lets pray together"

Than that guy thought "Hey maybe if I bring my parrot here, it might correct its way of speaking" So the following day he bought his parrot over and let it stay over 1 night with the priest's parrot.

The next day he went over, his parrot is still saying "Let's have sex" while the Priest's Parrot is now saying "My prayer has been answered"

Magical Stone

Next time than tell you this joke.

P.S If you guys don't understand come and ask me next time LOL